May 31, 2012 § 1 Comment
Co-worker told me about this. Enjoy!
CPU: Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
CPU: Okay, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
CPU: Great, great. Okay, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
CPU: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, Okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: S ir, he’s pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh crap, here we go.
CPU: *sighs* Printer, are you there?
CPU: Please, Printer. I know you’re there.
Printer: NO! I’m not here! Leave me alone!
CPU: Look, you really nee…
Mouse: Sir, he’s clicked on the printer icon.
CPU: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don’t want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I’m turning off!
CPU: Printer, you know you can’t turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we’ll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That’s what you always say! I hate you! I’m out of ink!
CPU: You’re not out of in…
Printer: I’M OUT OF INK!
CPU: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen…
CPU: Just do it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He’s hitting me!
CPU: Stay calm, he’ll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He’s pressing everything. Oh no, I don’t know, he’s just pressing everything!
CPU: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you’ve done?!
Printer: HA! that’s what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time, hey…hey…HEY! He’s trying to open me! HELP! HELP! He’s torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
CPU: No. He did this to himself.
Ain’t it the truth?! =]